Dr. Heisenseuss: Breaking Bad Eggs and Ham

I cook crystal meth, do you?

I cook it best when it is blue

I cook it in a boiling flask

I cook in a high school gas mask

I cook it in my underwear

I cook it so there’s money spare

I cook it in a campervan

I cook it for a stone faced man

I like to kill with ricin bean

I like to steal methylamine

I like to steal it from a train

I like expanding my domain

I like to be the very best

I like to rule the whole southwest

I like to keep from getting caught

I like chemistry a lot

I will blow off half your face

I’ll vanish you without a trace

I’ll melt you into sludgy goo

I’ll throw your pizza on the roof

I will be a total dick

Even though I’m super sick

I will melt through any locks

I will be the one who knocks