Recap of Geography Conversation I Just Had With Drunk Guy Outside

Drunk Guy: "Where are you from?"
Me: "I'm Canadian."
Drunk Guy: "Where's that?"
Me: "Canada."
Drunk Guy: "Oh, so you're a Yank."
Me: "No, I'm from Canada."
Drunk Guy: "Aren't they the same?"
Me: "Canada and the United States? No, they're two different countries."
Drunk Guy: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes."
Drunk Guy: "Oh yeah, Canada's in the Commonwealth."
Me: "Right."
Drunk Guy: "I hate yanks."
Me: "A second ago you thought I was a yank."
Drunk Guy: "Oh yeah!"